Bruno Maia@queimadus

Hey random stranger from the Internet, nice of you to drop by.Since you're here maybe we should get to know ourselves a little better, what do you say?My name is Bruno, I'm 27 and I work as a Software Engineer at Velocidi! What about you?Mmm, Silent treatment huh? That sounds a bit childish, what are you? 10? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

Guess I'll talk more about me until you decide to share something about you (wink wink nudge nudge). What do you want to know? Work? I work with highly scalable systems for online advertisements and I have a crush for the asynchronous world. From the async callbacks, to the futures, to the async actor message passing all the way to the reactive, back-pressured streams!

What was that? Did you say something? Must have been the wind. Well, about hobbies then: I enjoy video games, all kind of tv entertainment, DIY projects (I have a living room full of these), anything that can help automate my life and make a little bit more enjoyable. I tried surfing last year, in fact, I still have a voucher with ~~5~~ 3 classes in it… I should really get to that.

Do you mind if I call you John Doe? Seems appropriate. John, I'll be leaving now, this doesn't seem to be working out. A shame really. Maybe you'll be more talkative in person. And who knows? Maybe if both of us attend a certain event together, we could give this a second chance!

Goodbye for now, John.